For a very long time as a child I really wanted to be an Olympian, mostly all-around champion in gymnastics. I love gymnastics and I love the USA. I really love the USA. I can't tell you how many times God Bless America has been sung in our house in the last 2 weeks of the Olympics. We have also been chanting U S A, we hung up an American flag on our door, and I'm sure neighbors have been woken up multiple times to us cheering with joy for team USA. Later on , and even now, I think my best hope for the Olympics is in skeleton (but that is neither here nor there and I'll tell you about that later).
As I've gotten older though, I realize that there are better things than gold medals. Like gold parties and everything included therein: gold fur, gold broaches, gold spray painted t-shirts, gold fur sashes, gold fanny packs, and most of all...you in gold.
